60 Best White Chicks Quotes from the Movie

White Chicks is a coming-of-age comedy film written and directed by Andrew Bujalski. The film stars Katherine Heigl and Alison Brie, and tells the story of two out-of-place white girls in rural Louisiana who become entangled in a drug deal gone wrong.
The film has been met with mixed reviews from critics, but has been praised for its relatable characters and humor.

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60 Best White Chicks Quotes

1. “I wanna speak to your supervisor. Better yet, I’m gonna write a letter.” ― Shawn Wayans

2. “Has anyone ever told you you look just like Denzel Washington?” ― Shawn Wayans

3. “Triple t, k, a. Time to totally kick ass.” ― Shawn Wayans

4. “I’m Carnie Wilson before my gastric bypass surgery.” ― Jennifer Carpenter

5. I’m sorry, but uhm — we just saw your new video. Yea, they had a screening over at Saks Fifth Avenue in the security office” ― Marlon Wayans

6. “My doctor totally messes up my nose job. I ask him to make me looked like Gwyneth Paltrow, I get off the surgery table looking life freakin’ Shrek.” ― SHAWN WAYANS

7. “It’s Not Just A Bag. It’s Prada.”

8. “Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hills.” ― Jaime King

9. “Dear Mister Royal Hampton. I am a white woman, in America.” ― Shawn Wayans

10. “Jesus, lady. All this for just a hand bag?” ― Purse Snatcher

11. “What a beautiful chocolate man. Beautiful.” ― Shawn Wayans

12. “No. Sir, no, no, there’s — there’s no problem.” ― Agent Jake Harper

13. “Hi. I, I, um — I need a credit card, please. And, and some I.D., please.” ― Agent Jake Harper

14. “V. I. P. learn your acronyms, okay?” ― Marlon Wayans

15. “Wait, wait, wait, wait, and wait.” We?” Kevin, this ain’t about “we.” It’s never been. It’s about you. You come up with some stupid idea and I’m dumb enough to go along with it. And look where it’s gotten me, Kevin. I just lost my wife and my job because of you. So, don’t tell me about “we” no more, all right?” ― Marlon Wayans

16. “Ok im going to go get help ok, you need professional help.” ― Shawn Wayans

17. “Oh my God. You want to talk about mothers? You wanna talk about mothers. It’s mother time, okay. Your mother’s so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a Pap smear. “Something’s wrong, Dr Dre. My coochie’s doing a beatbox.” ― Shawn Wayans

18. “Your mother is so stupid that she goes to Barney’s Rooftop Deck Restaurant for lunch and orders a niçoise salad and calls it a ‘ni-coise’ salad. ‘Ni-coise’ salad, right?” ― JAIME KING

19. “Your Mother’s So Old That Her Breastmilk Is Powder!”

20. “I can’t even wear a short skirt and a top without looking like a fat pig.” ― Jennifer Carpenter

21. “Somebody throw Shamu back in the ocean.” ― Jennifer Carpenter

22. “No, don’t d-d-d-don’t have a, a, a BF now.” ― Unnamed

23. “Forget him, Marcus. We can do this ourselves. Look, all we gotta is if, if, if –” ― Shawn Wayans

24. “These are two of our VIP guests. Issue them keys. Immediately.” ― Frankie Faison

25. “Oh, my God — She’s gonna have a bitch fit.” ― Marlon Wayans

26. “Sorry. Um — um — They’re new. Dr. Dorfman did an amazing job.” ― Shawn Wayans

27. “Look King Kong. Why don’t you take you and your “1980 pick-up lines”, climb all the way up to the top of the Empire State building, beat on your big old monkey chest and then jump off? Excuse me.” ― Marlon Wayans

28. “Negro please. Didn’t any one tell you that this was an all white party, huh? Someone get this jiggaboo away from me.” ― Terry Crews

29. “No, no, no, d-d-don’t have a-a-a B.F. now.” ― Agent Jake Harper

30. “Yeah, actually I have heard it once — or twice.” ― Frankie Faison

31. “This one goes with your skin tone.” ― Shawn Wayans

32. “Your mother’s so old that her breast milk is powdered. You breast-feed like this:” ― Marlon Wayans

33. “Don’t hate me ’cause you ain’t me.” ― Evangeline Lilly

34. “Once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair.” ― TERRY CREWS

35. “It’s the Beverly Ho-Billies.” ― Brittany Daniel

36. “You bitch thats so terrible.” ― Jennifer Carpenter

37. “Hasta la vista Schwarzenegro.” ― MARLON WAYANS

38. “I wanna speak to your supervisor. Better yet, I’m gonna write a letter.” ― Shawn Wayans

39. “Dear — Mr — Royal — Hampton. I — am — a — white — woman — in — America.” ― Shawn Wayans

40. “Take good care of him, oh, and teach him how to say “Yo quiero Taco Bell”. Kay?” ― Marlon Wayans

41. “Oh the deception. The betrayal. Man you deceived me.” ― Terry Crews

42. “What a sweetheart.” ― Shawn Wayans

43. “You, are in big, trouble.” ― Marlon Wayans

44. “Well yea? Your mother’s so stupid she exercises when she could just get like, liposuction or something.” ― Jaime King

45. “Oh, my God, she’s gonna have a bitch fit.” ― Marlon Wayans

46. “Enjoy your stay.” ― Frankie Faison

47. “Credit card? I.D.? I’m so freakin’ pissed. First of all, I go to Dr. Dorf and he totally messes up my nose job. I ask him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow — I get off the surgery table looking like freakin’ Shrek. Then I get here, and Mr. Harper makes me feel like I’m some dumb blonde with fake boobs going to a Hugh Hefner party.” ― Shawn Wayans

48. “She don’t know it yet — But that’s ‘Wifey’ right there.” ― Terry Crews

49. “I am so — frick-in’ — pissed.” ― Anne Dudek

50. “Hi I’m Cellulite Sally; look at my huge ba-donkey. Don’t forget about me, I’m Backfat Betty. Now who could have said that? Oh yeah, it’s Tina the Talking Tummy.” ― Jennifer Carpenter

51. “I’m gonna have a BF.” ― Shawn Wayans

52. “It’s not “just” a hand bag. It’s Prada.” ― Shawn Wayans

53. “You hit like a bitch. C’mon.” ― Marlon Wayans

54. “White meat only.” ― Terry Crews

55. “I’m gonna have a B.F…” ― Shawn Wayans

56. “Gimme that.” ― Shawn Wayans

57. “You are in big trouble.” ― Marlon Wayans

58. “I don’t see why I gotta go out with Buffy the White Girl Slayer” ― Marlon Wayans

59. “Ladies, is there a problem here?” ― Frankie Faison

60. “They feel so real.” ― Marlon Wayans






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