40 Best Boondock Saints Quotes to kick-start Your Day

Boondock Saints quotes are some of the most memorable lines from the movie. The movie follows two brothers, one who is a priest and the other who is a police officer, as they move to live in an abandoned gold mine in rural Massachusetts. The brothers clash with local people and each other while they try to make a new life for themselves.

40 Best Boondock Saints Quotes

1. “Fuck it! There’s so much shit that pisses me off! You guys should recruit, ’cause I’m sick and fucking tired of walking down the street, waiting for one of these crack-piping, ass-wiping, motherless lowlifes to get me!” — Rocco

2. “D’you know what I think is psycho, Roc? Its decent men with loving families. They go home every day after work and they turn on the news. You know what they see? They see rapists, and murderers, and child molesters. They’re all getting out of prison.” — Connor

3. “And I shall count thee among my favored sheep, and you shall have the protection of all the Angels in Heaven.” — Il Duce

4. “You guys should be in every major city. This is some heavy shit. This is, like, Lone Ranger heavy, man.” — Rocco

5. “We’re sorta like 7-Eleven. We’re not always doing business, but we’re always open.” — Murphy

6. “Television. Television is the explanation for this – you see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling—that James Bond shit never happens in real life! Professionals don’t do that!” — Paul Smecker

7. “You people have been chosen to reveal our existence to the world. You will witness what happens here today, and you will tell of it later… all eyes to the front. You must watch dear, it’ll all be over soon.” – Il Duce

8. “I put evil men behind bars, but the law has miles of red tape and loopholes for these cocksuckers to slip through.” – Paul Smecker

9. “Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.”

10. “For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it.” – Connor

11. “Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. For Thine is the kingdom, and the power, the glory, now and forever. Amen.” — Mackiepenny

12. “All right. Get your stupid fuckin’ rope.” (Murphy)

“I’ll get my stupid rope. I’ll get it. This is a rope right here.” (Connor)

13. “We do not ask for your poor or you’re hungry.” (Murphy)

“We do not want your tired and sick.” (Connor)

“It is your corrupt we claim.” (Murphy)

14. [After Rocco accidentally turns a cat into a splatter on the wall]

“I can’t believe that just fucking happened!” (Murphy)

“Is it dead?” (Rocco)

15. “Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain.”

16. “Your father and I used him three times in twenty years, only when things got totally fucked. Whenever we needed one of our own bumped off, we called this guy in. He had a thing for clipping wiseguys, but only one rule: no women, no kids. Believe me, kid, you don’t want this guy unless you are one hundred percent sure you need him. He’s a fucking…”

17. “He’s happy now, just killing us one by one. And worse, he’s good at it.” — Yakavetta

18. [After dropping through the ceiling on a rope and killing nine mobsters]

“Well, name one thing you’re gonna need this stupid fucking rope for.” (Connor)

“That was way easier than I thought.” (Murphy)

“Aye.” (Connor)

19. “Destroy all that which is evil.” (Connor)

“So that which is good may flourish.” (Murphy)

20. “- Connor: The rule of thumb here is…

– Rosengurtie: Wait, rule of thumb? In the early 1900s it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.

– Connor: Can’t do much damage with that then, can we? Perhaps it should have been a rule of wrist?”

21. “And everywhere, everyone thinks the same thing: that someone should just go kill those motherfuckers.” (Connor)

“Kill ’em all. Admit it. Even you’ve thought about it.” (Murphy)

22. “Jeez! It’s a fuckin’ six-shooter. Fuck!” (Connor: J)

“There’s nine bodies, genius.” (Murphy)

“What the fuck were you gonna do, laugh the last three to death, Funny-Man?” (Connor)

23. “When I raise my flashing sword, and my hand takes hold on judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies, and I will repay those who hate me. Oh, Lord, raise me to Thy right hand and count me among Thy saints.” — Il Duce

24. [at the police station] “Is there any way that we could stay here?” (Murphy)

“Uh, yeah, you know, we have an extra holding cell, you guys c- Can they stay?” (Officer Chaffey)

[Sheepish grin]  “Well, we’ll have to check with your mom. But it’s okay with me if your friends sleepover.” (Paul Smecker)

25. “And don’t cross the road if you can’t get out of the kitchen.” — Murphy

26. “You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships.” — Doc

27. “Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.” — Monsignor

28. “Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles that every man of every faith can embrace.” – Murphy

29. “- Rocco: Fuckin’! What the fuckin’. Fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking… How did you two fucking fucks… Fuck!

– Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.”

30. “We haven’t really got a system of deciding who, Roc. It’s, uh…” (Connor)

“Me! *Me*! I’m the guy! I know everyone! Their habits, who they hang out with, who they talk to! I’ve got phone numbers, addresses! I know who they’re fucking! I know where they live! We could kill *everyone.*” (Rocco)

“So what do you think?” (Murphy)

“I’m strangely comfortable with it.” (Connor)

31. “Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful, striking hammer of God.” — Il Duce

32. “I am Ivan Checkov, and you will be closing now.” (Ivan Checkov)

“Checkov? Well, this here’s McCoy. We find a Spock; we got us an away team.” (Murphy)

33. “A penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn’t it?” Connor

34. “These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.” – Connor

35. “And Shepherds we shall be For Thee my Lord, for Thee Power hath descended forth from Thy hand our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomine Patri, ET Filii, ET Spiritus Sancti.” — Murphy

36. “You’ve lost it, haven’t ya?” (Murphy)

“No, I’m serious.” (Connor)

“Me too. That’s stupid. Name one thing you gonna need a rope for.” (Murphy)

“You don’t fuckin’ know what you’re gonna need it for. They just always need it.” (Connor)

37. “Yeah, its St. Paddy’s Day, everyone’s Irish tonight. Why don’t you just pull up a stool and have a drink with us?” — Murphy

38. “Whosoever shed man’s blood, by man shall his blood be shed? For in the image of God, made he man.” — Il Duce

39. “Doc, I gotta buy you, like, a proverb book or something. This mix ‘n’ match shits gotta go.” — Rocco

40. “What’s this ‘they’ shit? This isn’t a movie.” — Murphy





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