71 Best Hilarious Pinky and the Brain Quotes!

Pinky and the Brain is a popular children’s show that aired in the 1990s. The show follows the adventures of two lab mice, Pinky and the Brain, who are constantly trying to take over the world. Although they are always foiled in their attempts, the two mice always manage to have a good time. Here are some of our favorites Pinky and the Brain Quotes.

Pinky and the Brain Quotes

1. “PORK! PORK! PORK! Oh no, wait, that’s not it. Oh, HELP! HELP! HELP!”

2. “We’ll make pencils that taste like baccon! We’ll make baccon that tastes like pencils!! …um, pencils that taste like pencils? I’m running out of ideas here…”

3. “Lookit me, Brain. I’m Heidi! Yodel-lay-Hee-Narf!”

4. “The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say ‘moo’.”

5. “This is fantastic! Do you see?! You’ve already saved us an entire evening! Tremendous! Forger that plan. Take a look at this one…colleague.”

6. “Pinky, once I take over the world, remind me to publicly snub you.”

7. “Still hung up on that, I’ll never achieve my life long goal because I’m a big fat loser, thing ay? Yes… Quite a shame really…”

8. “Haha! We’re making snow angels!” (Brain is silent, amazed he is alive) “Uh…do you need instructions?”

9. “Come, Pinky, we must prepare for tomorrow night.”

10. “Well, I think so Brain, but isn’t Regis Philbin already married?”

11. “Why? What are we going to do tomorrow night?”

12. “Oh Brain, I thought I was having a nightmare but it’s just you working out in a purple tank top….. Brain in a tank top?? AAAHHHHH!!”

13. “Like the crumbs that occupy the corner of my eye?”

14. “Remember, I’m not just the president of the Small Club for Men, I’m also a mouse planning world domination.”

15. “Come, Pinky-o. We must catch the space shuttle back to our home planet of Acme and prepare for the next millennium.”

16. “This is the earth. And this is Pinky. You can tell the difference quite easily. One is a lump of inert matter hurtling blindly through the void. The other… is the earth.”

17. “Well, I think so, Brain, but I can’t memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.”

18. “I think so, Brain, but if we covered the world in salad dressing wouldn’t the aspargus feel left out?”

19. “I think so, Brain, but if they called them ‘Sad Meals’, kids wouldn’t buy them!”

20. “And they say them UFO things are just pie plates…well, they are pie plates. Alien pie plates…”

21. “Oh, don’t be silly, Brain. It would take all the fun out of life; I derive my greatest pleasure from making you squirm.”

22. “Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career…oooh, it’s all too much for me.”

23. “Uh, I think so, Brain, but where will we find a duck and a hose at this hour?”

24. “Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?

Pinky: I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?”

25. “Pinky: Yes, um, what is the password?

The Brain: I can’t tell you. If you were to be captured you might give it away.

Pinky: What, me? Never, no, Narf, never.

The Brain: And if you were tortured?

Pinky: Oh, well that’s different then, isn’t it?”

26. “I think so, Brain, but this time you put the trousers on the chimp.”

27. “I think so, Brain, but I don’t think Kaye Ballard’s in the union.”

28. “No Brain, you’re crying.”

29. “Sorry, Brain, there was an um….fly, on your head.”

30. “Pinky: Russia! I’ve heard of that place! Isn’t it full of cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue?

Brain: The Cold War is over Pinky. Now Russia is a place of free-market capitalism.

Pinky: What’s free-market capitalism?

Brain: Erm… cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue.”

31. “Just call me Bubba Bo Bob Brain. Check.”

32. “Pinky: ‘Egad Brain! I wish I was as smart as you.’

Brain: ‘I wish you were as smart as a tree stump, Pinky.’”

33. “Quiet Pinky, I’m getting ready for tomorrow night”

34. “These pantyhose are killing me, Brain, I prefer the knee highs…”

35. “But you said stop. You really did, Brain. You said stop.”

36. “Brain: As you know, people in today’s body conscious society are obsessed with losing weight. My plan is to secretly replace all the artificial sweeteners in the world with real ones, thus rendering the world’s population fat, slow moving, and completely toothless.

Pinky: You mean like the guests on Jerry Springer?”

37. “Bravo, Brain! I’d clap incessively if I weren’t being digested by the quicksand.”

38. “I can’t lose you again, Brain! Without you, I feel so…garfunkly!”

39. “Yes, Pinky, that’s it. We shall open a boutique and sell ladies’ clothing and pollen.”

40. “How sad. When’s the funeral?”

41. “Brain: Do not mock a love-smitten mouse.”

42. “Like it says on my refrigerator, Love Is dot dot dot!”

43. “It’s me, Pinky the Unstinky! Shut yer face! Shut yer face!”

44. “We’ll reach Mars before I yell ‘Poit!’ Pinky.”

45. “Sometimes you make my head hurt, Pinky.”

46. “Why? What are we going to do tomorrow night?”

47. “We’re here to discuss the human brain.”

48. “Narf! Brain’s gonna pound me.”

49. “Ah! Sorry I angered you, Brain!”

50. “I think so, Brain, but then it’d be Snow White and the Seven Samurai…”

51. “Uh, I think so, Brain, but we’ll never get a monkey to use dental floss.”

52. “Egad! You astound me, Brain!”

53. “I think so, Brain, but what would Pippi Longstocking look like with her hair straight?”

54. “That’s a simple task, Pinky.”

55. “Go Brain! Go find your smile!”

56. “If I could reach you, I would hurt you!”

57. “I think so, Brain…[picks at teeth]…but there’s still a bug stuck in here from last time.”

58. “I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so.”

59. “Pinky: Hmmm…let me think…

Brain: Don’t hurt yourself, Pinky.”

60. “The Brain: We’re going to a place where the sun never sets, the size of your wallet matters, and actors and actresses slave all day.

Pinky: We’re going to Denny’s?”

61. “Pinky: Gee, Brain-2, what are we gonna do in the next millennium?

Brain: The same thing we do every millennium, Pinky-o. Try to take over the galaxy!”

62. “Brain: How are we going to get the Earth to lose weight?

Pinky: I know! We can get everyone to go on a diet!

Brain: Diets don’t work.

Pinky: Not even if you call them ‘A Whole New Way of Eating?’

Brain: No.”

63. “Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?

Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky – try to take over the world!”

64. “Narf.”

65. “No, Pinky. Never use two drops of the formula. It would cause a reaction on the molecular level that is completely unpredictable.”

66. “Hey, and don’t forget – Saturday morning’s the big global Schmëerskāhøvênathon for world peace.”

67. “The second…khaki Kicky Sack sock plucker I’ve sacked since the sixth sitting sheet slitter got sick.”

68. “Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to ditch Dudley Boore!”

69. “I command you to…Have a Merry Christmas everyone! Have a merry, merry Christmas! Joy to the world! Yes!”

70. “Brain: It proved that radio was a powerful tool. And now, Pinky, the advance of technology has brought us an even more powerful tool. Do you know what that is?

Pinky: Ummm…the rubber band?

Brain: The Workings of you mind are a mystery to me Pinky.”

71. “Uh, I think so Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu.”







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