Skyrim is a popular video game that was released in 2011. The game takes place in a medieval world where the player can choose to be a guard. Guards play an important role in the game by protecting the cities from enemies and helping the citizens. In this article, we will share some of our favorite Skyrim Guard Quotes.
62 Best Skyrim Guard Quotes
1. “Well. I’ll let it slide this time. But you’d be smart to take that off. Someone might get the wrong idea.” – Skyrim Guards
2. “The Dunmer get their drinks down at the New Gnisis Cornerclub. Why they can’t just call it a tavern is beyond me…” – Skyrim Guards
3. “Takes a fair bit of strength to carry a greatsword like that. But can you use it?” – Skyrim Guards
4. “If you’ve come to Solitude to join the Imperial Legion, speak to Rikke. If not, just keep your nose clean while you’re here… or you’ll end up like Roggvir.” – Solitude Guard
5. “Can’t say I’ve heard of any laws against… whatever that is you’re doing. But I’ll lock you up if I have to.” – Skyrim Guards
6. “Some advice, friend. That armor won’t offer much protection in a real fight.” – Skyrim Guards
7. “How should I know? I don’t work for them. If you want to help, I suppose you could head to Windhelm and talk to Orthus Endario. He’s in charge over there.” – Markarth City Guard
8. “What do you think you’re doing, walking around dressed like a damn Stormcloak traitor?” – Imperial Guard
9. “Look, there’s a war going on, if you hadn’t heard. We barely have enough soldiers to walk the streets, much less patrol every corner.” – Skyrim Guards
10. “Don’t worry about those Stormcloaks. You’re safe from them here. As if they’d want the place anyway.” – Skyrim Guards
11. “I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee…” – Skyrim Guards
12. “Welcome to Riften, home of the Thieves Guild. Or so they’d have you believe. It’s all lies. They’re just thugs…vermin, creeping around the Ratway.” – Skyrim Guards
13. “Is your armor made of… dragon scales? By the gods, what I wouldn’t do for a set of that.” – Skyrim Guards
14. “Aye, now that there’s a beautiful sword. Like a sliver of midnight.” – Skyrim Guards
15. “Ah, Vlindrel Hall’s a fine home, if you can afford it. The steward in the keep can tell you more.” – Skyrim Guards
16. “Tell me you’ve seen them. Those… things. Small and evil, like something out of a nightmare. They come from Stillborn Cave, to the north. I know it.” – Skyrim Guards
17. “There’s only one way to find out. Try to Shout… that would prove it. According to the old legends, only the Dragonborn can Shout without training, the way the dragons do.” – Skyrim Guards
18. “The Emperor’s cousin Vittoria Vici’s getting married soon. The reception is public, anyone in Solitude can attend.” – Skyrim Guards
19. “You don’t want to go up to that farmhouse, citizen. It’s a terrible sight. The farmer and his wife, slaughtered in the night. So many knife wounds…” – Skyrim Guards
20. “Guard: You there! Fool! Hold fast. You’ve been accused of a crime against the laws of this land. What say you in your defense?
Cicero: Wh… What? A crime? Me..Preposterous! Poor Cicero is just standing here! Cicero loves order. Oh yes! He would never disrespect the law!” – Skyrim Guards and Cicero
21. “Only burglars and vampires creep around after dark. So which are you?” – Skyrim Guards
22. “That hammer… Why that’s Aegisbane, heirloom of Clan Shatter-Shield! Last I heard, it was stolen by a couple of swindlers. Alain and… Muiri. Yeah.” – Skyrim Guards
23. “They say Helgen got hit by a dragon. One of those horrors comes here, we’ll be ready.” – Skyrim Guards
24. “Brigands I can handle, but this talk of dragons? World’s gone mad, I say.” – Skyrim Guards
25. “What do you think you’re doing, walking around dressed like a damn Stormcloak traitor?” – Skyrim Guards
26. “Same thing we do with all the other natives who want to change things around here. We had a nice little deal going between Thonar and Madanach until you and Eltrys started snooping around…You’ll have plenty of time with the King in Rags when you’re in Cidhna mine.” – Skyrim Guards
27. You’ve come to Dawnstar at a strange time, friend. Seems everyone in this town is having nightmares…” – Skyrim Guards
28. “The road to Whiterun’s not safe these days. Lots of travelers just… Disappear, south of Dragon Bridge. Can’t find a trace of them.” – Skyrim Guards
29. “I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I took an arrow into the knee…” – Skyrim Guards
30. “You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense? Nothing.” – Skyrim Guards
31. Well. I’ll let it slide this time. But you’d be smart to take that off. Someone might get the wrong idea.” – Stormcloak Guard
32. “Beware the region northeast, across the river. Forsworn have taken refuge in Broken Tower Redoubt and Red Eagle Redoubt.” – Skyrim Guards
33. “Try to hide it all you want. I know you’re in the Thieves Guild…and so do the other guards.” – Skyrim Guards
34. “I worry about the other settlements in the hold. Unwalled, lightly manned – prime targets for those damned dragons.” – Skyrim Guards
35. “By Shor, you’re hauling around a lot of junk. Best stop in at the Arnleif and Sons Trading Company, sell it off.” – Skyrim Guards
36. “Seems like capturing Riften is turning out to be more of a hassle than a benefit. But what do I know?” – Skyrim Guards
37. “Thinking of settling in? There’s a home for sale – Breezehome. You should talk to the steward up in the keep if you’re interested.” – Skyrim Guards
38. “The gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that.” – Skyrim Guards
39. “There’s an evil to the north, friend, and its name is Ragnvald. A tomb like so many in Skyrim, where the dead have found no peace.” – Skyrim Guards
40. “Solitude is as glorious as they said it was. Nothing like Falkreath where I grew up.” – Skyrim Guards
41. “This is the East Empire Company’s central warehouse. All of their shipments go through here. Unfortunately, thanks to some problems they’ve been having, it hasn’t seen much use lately. Either way, it’s off limits to you.” – Skyrim Guards
42. “We warned you, but you just had to go and cause trouble. Now we have to pin all these recent murders on you. Silence witnesses. Work. Work. Work.” – Skyrim Guards
43. “All right, keep your voice down… you want everyone to hear you? I’ll let you in, just let me unlock the gate.” – Skyrim Guards
44. “That armor… Are you one of the Emperor’s protectors? Not very good at your job, are you?” – Skyrim Guards
45. “See, there you go. Getting involved. Don’t ask too many questions in Markarth. Safer for everyone that way.” – Skyrim Guards
46. “Obviously. You should visit the Bloodworks to talk to Wuunferth — we need to figure out where the evidence went wrong.” – Whiterun Guard
47. “You wear the armor of a brigand. Best not cause any trouble on my watch.” – Skyrim Guards
48. “The Thieves Guild used to run this city. Now they’re nothing but braggarts and bullies, rotting to death down in their Ratway…” – Skyrim Guards
49. “Cicero: Damn that Loreius. Oh, how he will pay for this treachery…
Guard: You just keep quiet and stay where you are. Soon as my relief arrives, we’ll all take a nice little trip.” – Skyrim Guards
50. “Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?” – Skyrim Guards
51. “Markarth City Guard: What a waste! There must be a dozen men up there!
Markarth City Guard 2: Yeah. Calcelmo called in his entire expedition team – said he needed every man he could get to protect his research.” – Skyrim Guards
52. “No matter what else happens, the guards will always be grateful for everything you’ve done.” – Skyrim Guards
53. “Because Calcelmo doesn’t want anyone to go in. He runs the museum, he makes the rules. You have a problem with that? Go talk to him. You’ll find him in front of the ruins during the day. Just down the tunnel.” – Skyrim Guards
54. “Could sure use a warm bed right about now…” – Skyrim Guards
55. “In the very oldest tales, back when there still were dragons in Skyrim, the Dragonborn would slay dragons and steal their power. That’s what you did, isn’t it? Absorbed that dragon’s power?” – Skyrim Guards
56. “There’s a foul presence coming from Darklight Tower, southwest of the city. Some say the place is home to necromancers.” – Skyrim Guards
57. “Off the coast a ways to the east, you’ll find the wreck of the Brinehammer. Never know what treasures may still be aboard.” – Skyrim Guards
58. “Across the river to the northeast lies Yngol Barrow. Steer clear of the foul place, lest the walking dead claim you as their own.” – Skyrim Guards
59. “Wait… I know you” (Only said if player has a bounty of 101 – 1000 gold) – Skyrim Guards
60. “We won’t give up this port to the Imperials without a fight, don’t you worry.” – Skyrim Guards
61. “They say Ulfric Stormcloak murdered the High King… with his voice! Shouted him apart!” – Skyrim Guards
62. “Pssst, I know who you are… Hail Sithis” – Skyrim Guards
Source:
https://quotesgems.com/skyrim-guard-quotes/
https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Guard_Dialogue
https://www.thegamer.com/skyrim-funniest-hilarious-quotes/
https://kidadl.com/articles/skyrim-guard-quotes-for-fans-of-the-elder-scrolls
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