Patrick Star is a character on the popular Nickelodeon show “SpongeBob SquarePants”. He is a pink starfish who is best friends with SpongeBob SquarePants. While he can be quite dumb at times, Patrick is also a loyal and trustworthy friend. He often provides comic relief in the show with his silly comments and actions. Here are some of our favorite Patrick Star quotes.
Patrick Star Quotes
1. “Now all I need is a magic moustache, and all my dreams will have come true!” – Patrick Star
2. “Who’s a…. WHO’S A BIG YELLOW SPONGE WITH HOLES?!” – Patrick Star
3. “FINLAND!!! (*cough SANTACLAUSEcough*)” – Patrick Star
4. “Spongebob, I think Squidward’s taken this too far. That last snowball had his clarinet in it.” – Patrick Star
5. “Roger! Without him, the lightbulb will have nothing to warm!” – Patrick Star
6. “How many do you think there are? …Ten.” – Patrick Star
7. “Pardon my French, but GET THIS THING OFF ME!! (Ohonhonhonhonhonhonhon…)” – Patrick Star
8. “LIFE DEATH LIFE DEATH LIFE DEATH LIFE DEATH!!!” – Patrick Star
9. “Patrick, you have ice cream in your eyebrows.” – Patrick Star
10. “Yeah, well I’d hate you even if I didn’t hate you.” – Patrick Star
11. “I didn’t know you spoke bird!
No, Spongebob. That’s Italian. (Because Italian is just that amazing, yes?)” – Patrick Star
12. “Spongebob? Where is “Leaving Bikini Bottom”?” – Patrick Star
13. “AHHHH! IT’S THE APOCALYPSE! OFFICE PRODUCTS ARE FALLING FROM THE SKY!” – Patrick Star
14. “And, of course, the best for last: Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.” – Patrick Star
15. “Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s time for my weekly condiment soaking.” – Patrick Star
16. “SQUIDWARD, YOUR CEILING IS TALKING TO ME!” – Patrick Star
17. “GARY?! I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!” – Patrick Star
18. “Hi Spongeboob. GYAHAHAHAHA SPONGBEBOOB!” – Patrick Star
19. “YOU TOOK MY ONLY FOOD. NOW I’M GONNA STARVE.” – Patrick Star
20. “Oh no, I broke it!” – Patrick Star
21. “My parents think I’m dumber than a sack of diapers.” – Patrick Star
22. “This is a hotel?” – Patrick Star
23. “I’m always here at double weenie Wednesday.” – Patrick Star
24. “Hibernation must mean the opposite of beauty sleep…” – Patrick Star
25. “We’d better do what he says, he knows how to grow food.” – Patrick Star
26. “One watermelon, fresh from the manure field your spookiness!” – Patrick Star
27. “Hey, nice place you got here!” – Patrick Star
28. “Ohhhhh. East? I thought you said WEEST.” – Patrick Star
29. “I’m Squidward, I’m Squidward, I’m Squidward Squidward Squidward!” – Patrick Star
30. “WE’RE NOT CAVEMEN! WE HAVE TECHNOLOGY!” – Patrick Star
31. “But I was looking for ME the whole time! It’s the perfect crime!” – Patrick Star
32. “Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!” – Patrick Star
33. “Flatter the customer! Make him feel good!” – Patrick Star
34. “My pickle started off life in a jar, and now it’s in a jar again! It’s like, a pun or something!” – Patrick Star
35. “Y’know, WUMBO, he she me, WUMBO…” – Patrick Star
36. “It may be stupid, but it’s also dumb!” – Patrick Star
37. “Whoever’s the owner of the white Sudan, you left your lights on.” – Patrick Star
38. “You guys talk funny! SAY MORE WORDS!” – Patrick Star
39. “I don’t think this is the real Spongebob. Just look how yellow he is.” – Patrick Star
40. “Can we say that hats from Texas are dumb?” – Patrick Star
41. “Who’re you callin pinhead?!” – Patrick Star
42. “GYAHAHAHA HE GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH TWO COCONUTS!” – Patrick Star
43. “MY ICE CREAM! IT’S ALIVE!” – Patrick Star
44. “Squidward, you and your nose will definitely not fit in!” – Patrick Star
45. “Pretend to be somebody else!” – Patrick Star
46. “Psh. Wait’ll you see NO PATRICK DAY!” – Patrick Star
47. “*sniffle* That Penny has the most beautiful voice.” – Patrick Star
48. “I THOUGHT WE SETTLED THIS THE LAST TIME!” – Patrick Star
49. “YOU BROKE MY HEART! NOW I’M GONNA BREAK SOMETHING OF YOURS!!” – Patrick Star
50. “FIRMLY GRASP IT, SPONGEBOB, FIRMLY GRASP IT!” – Patrick Star
51. “I’m mad. I can’t see my forehead.” – Patrick Star
52. “We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!” – Patrick Star
53. “Hey, we are not chicken! OH NO, MY POPCORN!” – Patrick Star
54. “You’re right, if I was the mom, this would be kind of shocking…” – Patrick Star
55. “Nice try Squidward. But there’s no Santa Clause here! ( Does this mean Squidward is afraid of Finland…?)” – Patrick Star
56. “Squidward! The sky had a baby from my cereal box!” – Patrick Star
57. “STILL TWO ICECREAMS!” – Patrick Star
58. “PUFF OUT YOUR CHEST, SAY “TAX EXEMPTION”, AND DEVELOP A TASTE FOR FREEFORM JAZZ.” – Patrick Star
59. “GYAH! THEY’RE HAVING A SALE ON SCENTED PINECONES!” – Patrick Star99. “GYAH! THEY’RE HAVING A SALE ON SCENTED PINECONES!” – Patrick Star
60. “I guess you’re going to miss the Panty Raid.” – Patrick Star
61. “Don’t you have to go be stupid somewhere else? Not until 4:00.” – Patrick Star
62. “Kicking! I wanna do some kicking!” – Patrick Star
63. “NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!! I am not a Krusty Krab!” – Patrick Star
64. “You mean like a weenie? OKAY!” – Patrick Star
65. “TWO ICECREAMS!” – Patrick Star
66. “I gotta get back to crusting the crab.” – Patrick Star
67. “Uhhh….uhhhh….uhhhh……. TWENTY FOUR!!!” – Patrick Star
68. “Liar liar, plants for hire.” – Patrick Star
69. “Hahaha! Connect the dots! I drawed a horsey.” – Patrick Star
70. “I thought it was some kind of new fashion of cotton candy you wear on your head.” – Patrick Star
71. “WASHING AN OLD PERSON!” – Patrick Star
72. “Me too! INFLATABLE PANTS! WHAT’S YOUR IDEA?” – Patrick Star
73. “Well I don’t tell you how to live your life!” – Patrick Star
74. “What’s the matter, is he stupid?” – Patrick Star
75. “Kraaaaaabs…. isn’t that the red sweaty guy you work for?” – Patrick Star
76. “Boating school?! I thought this was Spanish class!” – Patrick Star
77. “Are you Squidward?
No.
Are you Squidward now?” – Patrick Star
78. “What’re you asking for? Another piece of paper.” – Patrick Star
79. “OKAY, MAGICAL TALKING TRASHCAN!” – Patrick Star
80. “Do it again, I wasn’t looking!” – Patrick Star
81. “That’s Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick to you!” – Patrick Star
82. “Uh…I gotta draw a new battery for this…” – Patrick Star
83. “Marty?! Janet?! Who are you people?!” – Patrick Star
84. “Don’t touch me, I’m sterile.” – Patrick Star
85. “A SECRET STRING!!!” – Patrick Star
86. “Methinks it’s mutton-tastic!” – Patrick Star
87. “OH BOY I LOVE BEING PURPLE!” – Patrick Star
88. “I’VE GOT THE UGLY!” – Patrick Star
89. “HAHAHAHA, IT’S A GIRAFFE!” – Patrick Star
90. “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” – Patrick Star
91. “LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE.” – Patrick Star
92. “When in doubt, pinky out!” – Patrick Star
93. “HERE COMES A GIANT FIST!” – Patrick Star
94. “Is he a mermaid?” – Patrick Star
95. “RECTANGLES!!!” – Patrick Star
96. “Sandy’s a girl?” – Patrick Star
97. “I know, let’s get naked!” – Patrick Star
98. “Not how I use em.” – Patrick Star
99. “Is he the badguy?” – Patrick Star
Source:
https://www.theodysseyonline.com/funny-patrick-star-quotes
https://kidadl.com/articles/patrick-star-quotes-for-all-the-spongebob-fans
https://www.wattpad.com/438186616-best-quotes-ever-patrick-star-quotes
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