80 Best Im Not Stupid Quotes

Im not stupid quotes can be used to prove that you’re not a dummy and that you know what you’re talking about. These quotes will make you look smarter than you are and will show that you’re not a complete idiot.

Best Im Not Stupid Quotes

1. “Not stupid. Overly trusting, maybe, but that reflects on his lack of trustworthiness, not on your intelligence.” — Tammara Webber

2. “Cutting is not stupid. Stupid is being bad to someone and get them to the point of bleeding.” — Demi Lovato

3. “I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off’. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.” — Paris Hilton

4. “The industry’s not stupid. The industry knows that if those foods are labeled “genetically engineered,” the public will shy away and won’t take them.” — Jeremy Rifkin

5. “You have to excuse me because I AM a teenager, so I’m allowed to sound illiterate and make stupid comments like ‘I’m not into hard-core feminism.” — Christina Ricci

6. “Am I really so bad-mannered, conceited, headstrong, pushing, stupid, lazy, etc., etc., as they all say? Oh, of course not. I have my faults, just like everyone else, I kniw that, but they thoroughly exaggerate everything.” — Anne Frank

7. “You may be practical, but I am not foolish. Only a woman testing a man tells him not to bother.” His eyes glinted. “It’s a trap – to see if I’m stupid enough to believe your shameless lies.” — Emma Alisyn

8. “If I am just as stupid when I am twenty as I was when I was two, if I am just as stupid when I am a hundred as I was when I was fifty, then I am not doing my job. I am occupying space and time to no purpose, and I might just as well have been a lump of rock.” — Robert Silverberg

9. “If I can make a dollar, I certainly am not stupid.” — Caitlyn Jenner

10. “I am not stupid – I’m not young, and I’m not beautiful.” — Tamsin Greig

11. “You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you’d fit it!!!! You’re a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother! Your mother was not that good in bed! You, sir, are a wretched soul! I am rubber, you are glue!” — Bryan Lee O’Malley

12. “Four grabs a bar with each hand and pulls himself up, easy, like he’s sitting up in bed. But he is not comfortable or natural here, every muscle in his arm stands out. it is a stupid thing for me to think when I am one hundred feet off the ground.” — Veronica Roth

13. “I like to think I’m not stupid often, tonight proves that when I am, I do it in a big way.” — Lisa Renee Jones

14. “What I mean is, I still feel like me. It’s not like I wake up and think, I am a responsible adult. I just look in the mirror and see myself. the same stupid person I’ve been looking at for years.” — Eleanor Brown

15. “The public’s not stupid.” — Rita Ora

16. “You shouldn’t believe everything you hear you’re young, not stupid.” — Terry Brooks

17. “If your intuition is telling you not to do something, then don’t. Your intuition is not stupid.” — Martin Niemoller

18. “Hollywood is not stupid, contrary to popular belief; it’s really a lot of intelligent people trying to figure things out.” — Peter Berg

19. “Blow, blow, thou winter wind, Thou art not so unkind As mans ingratitude Thy tooth is not so keen, Because thou art not seen, Although thy breath be rude. Heigh-ho sing, heigh-ho unto the green holly Most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly. Then heigh-ho the holly This life is most jolly. Freeze, freeze, thou bitter sky, That dost not bite so nigh As benefits forgot Though thou the waters warp, Thy sting is not so sharp As friend rememberd not.” — William Shakespeare

20. “I’m not stupid, I realise selling it is not as important as it used to be that way, I think it’s more important to get your music out there and if people want to hear it an mp3 form or whatever I’m fine with that, I just don’t enjoy the sound of it at home for personal taste.” — Butch Walker

21. “We’re not stupid! We’re just poor! And we have a right to insist on this distinction.” — Orhan Pamuk

22. “I may be fat and ugly, but I’m not stupid. If anyone had ever gotten past my looks, they might’ve noticed I have a brain.” — Julie Anne Peters

23. “Yeah, well, I’m crazy, but I’m not stupid, hopefully. And I think we’re all a bit crazy if we do anything that’s deviant. I’ve studied a great deal on deviance and aberrant behavior. Most of the interesting people I’ve ever met have been deviant in one form or another.” — Anton Szandor LaVey

24. “I may be dumb, but I’m not stupid.” — Terry Bradshaw

25. “I believed him. I was not stupid. I was his wife.” — Jonathan Safran Foer

26. “So you have been paying attention.”

“I’m not as stupid as you think I am.”

“You have no idea how stupid I think you are, and honestly, we don’t have time for that conversation.”

Hadrian scowled.” — Michael J. Sullivan

27. “I am sure of this: I am not crying. It is just that stupid drops of water that comes out of my eyes, now and then.” — Saravana Kumar Murugan

28. “Milo turned to Glen. “What about you? Can I trust you not to do anything stupid?”

“I am a creature of the night,” Glen whispered.

“That’ll have to do,” said Milo, and hurried out.” — Derek Landy

29. “I truly believe I am not afraid of death. What I shrink from, I believe, is the shame of dying as stupid and befuddled as I am.” — J.M. Coetzee

30. “Start thinking positively. You will notice a difference. Instead of ‘I think I’m a loser,’ try ‘I definitely am a loser.’ Stop being wishy-washy about things! How much more of a loser can you be if you don’t even know you are one? Either you are a loser or you are not. Which is it, stupid?” — Ellen DeGeneres

31. “I am a Westerner. We’re not going to change the West by going east. The East has a lot to teach us, but essentially it’s like a mirror, saying, hey, can’t you see what’s here in your own religion, what are you, stupid?” — Matthew Fox

32. “I was sort of lazy at school, but I realize I still have something to bring to the subject which is comforting. I feel I am not as stupid as I thought I was.” — Michel Gondry

33. “I am more stupid about some things than others; not equally stupid in all directions; I am not a well-rounded person.” — Saul Bellow

34. “I am trying to be a girl who is real and has an opinion. Might say stupid things but not scared of men, and for me that’s important.” — Sonam Kapoor

35. “Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano.” — Margot Asquith

36. “There’s this thing that I like to call the RC Sproul principle of hermenutics.

When you’re reading the bible and you come across someone doing something really stupid, don’t say to yourself “I’m glad I’m not him”. Ask yourself “How am I that stupid?” — R.C. Sproul Jr.

37. “It is not that I am so clever; it is that everyone else is so stupid.” — George Bernard Shaw

38. “I’m not stupid. I know everybody thinks I am. I just don’t like answering their questions.” — Louis Sachar

39. “Because only the greatest fool alive would rebuff a love such as yours. And I should like to think I am not as stupid as that.” — Catherine Miller

40. “You’re bisexual.”

Travis grimaced. “No, I’m not. I’m straight. I just am attracted to guys sometimes.”

She laughed, actually laughed, albeit bitterly. “Well, what do you think bisexual is, stupid?” — Brandon Witt

41. “It would be stupid for me to attempt to return to Society without basic reconnaissance.”

“That is a term usually reserved for military conflict.”

She raised a brow. “It is London in season. You think I am not at war?” — Sarah MacLean

42. “Every article I’ve read about myself always winds up concluding that I am not, in fact, completely stupid.” — Amber Heard

43. “I am not going to give you a number for it because it’s not my business to do intelligent work.” — Donald Rumsfeld

44. “As a driver I have come to believe that the person just in front of me and the person just behind me are always just about to do something really stupid. Tense is not the right word, but I am very hyper-aware of such things.” — Jonathan Meades

45. “No one can make you feel low unless you allow them to. You’re not stupid, Alix. And you’re very beautiful. I just thought you should know that. (Devyn)” — Sherrilyn Kenyon

46. “People are not stupid. They believe things for reasons. The last way for skeptics to get the attention of bright, curious, intelligent people is to belittle or condescend or to show arrogance toward their beliefs.” — Carl Sagan

47. “There is a reason the Democrats have had only two Presidents since 1968 and have managed to lose control of both houses of Congress in recent years. There is a reason they keep snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. And it’s not fraud and it’s not dirty politics and it’s not stupid voters. It’s the plain and simple fact that the majority of those who vote don’t like them.” — Pat Sajak

48. “You can’t hold the record forever, and I know that. I’m not stupid.” — Janet Jackson

49. “No one was around to publicly shame me, but I am perfectly able to shame myself. And worse — around myself it is not a matter of appearing to be stupid and heartless; instead I confirm to myself that I am definitively one or the other.” — Heidi Julavits

50. “You are familiar with World War 2?”

“Of course I am. I’m dead, not stupid.” — Donna Augustine

51. “The Pig, if I am not mistaken,

Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon.

Let others say his heart is big,

I think it stupid of the Pig.” — Ogden Nash

52. “Everyone here says in a surprised manner that I have grown … they are so stupid and do not notice that I am standing up straighter!” — Anna Freud

53. “I am many things. Stupid is not one of them. Your wrath is impressive for a mortal.” — Lisa Kessler

54. “I’m not playing! I really am stupid!” — Stuart Gibbs

55. “You’re too stupid to be craven,” Pyp told him. “I am not,” Grenn said. “Yes you are. If a bear attacked you in the woods, you’d be too stupid to run away.” — Anonymous

56. “I can be greedy, desirous or an irritating materialist, but again, I am not a stupid.” — M.F. Moonzajer

57. “I believe intelligence and fear are very close together. Guys who say they are not afraid of anything, they are stupid. They are silly to me … I am afraid of everything.” — Rickson Gracie

58. “If the talents I was born with are the right ones, I may someday achieve my goal. If not, I may go through life being as stupid as I am now.” — Eiji Yoshikawa

59. “I hope I am not too old to take it up seriously, nor too stupid about machines to qualify as a commercial pilot. I do not feel like spending the rest of my life writing books that no one will read. It is not as though I wanted to write them.” — Samuel Beckett

60. “The public are not stupid.” — Pete Waterman

61. “It doesn’t bother me that people are stupid. I’m not stupid.” — Ahmed Best

62. “Of course I have regrets; I’m not stupid.” — Marianne Faithfull

63. “I smile quietly. She is with me all the time. I feel stupid now, for not seeing it sooner. But hey, at least we’ll have this strange story to tell, love and death and blood and daddy-issues. And holy crap, I am a psychiatrist’s wet dream.- Cas Lowood, Anna Dressed in Blood.” — Kendare Blake

64. “And I am nothing if not a stupid, stupid man.” — Paul Auster

65. “I may be plucky, but I am not stupid.” — Pierre Salinger

66. “It’s not just that I’m stupid; it’s that I’m just smart enough to know how stupid I am. I wish I weren’t so stupid. Or that I were stupider.” — John S. Hall

67. “Who am I?? No, No you don’t ask the questions I ask them my question is how much stupid are you??…You are so quite, why?? You don’t have answer, it’s not a problem you don’t need to answer I kwow it!” — Deyth Banger

68. “I may be Irish, but I’m not stupid.” — Joe Biden

69. “Don’t waste my time- I’m not stupid, and I’m not gullible.” — Laura Schlessinger

70. “Having plead guilty, I do not believe that I am any different than the vast majority of the members of Congress.” — Dan Rostenkowski

71. “Right, and the definition of basic stupidity is to keep doing the same thing over and over again while expecting a different result. I’m not stupid. (Xypher) I didn’t say to keep doing it. Move forward with purpose. Examine what went wrong and correct that one mistake. (Acheron)” — Sherrilyn Kenyon

72. “I really can’t deny it, I am who I am. I’m pretty normal. I’m not that smooth type of girl. I run into things, I trip, I spill food. I say stupid things … I really don’t have it all together.” — Katie Holmes

73. “I am so stupid, little man,” I told Phillip. “No you’re not. Lizzie in my class, she’s stupid. She eats her boogers. You don’t do that. I’ve been watching.” — Mary Calmes

74. “I’m not stupid. I can tell what’s what.” — Nick Diaz

75. “I was smart, to tell you the truth. I’m not really bright, but I’m not stupid.” — Bobby Vinton

76. “Since I am not as stupid as my children believe I am, I had immediately realized this might be a ruse, but I was not at all averse to a confrontation. In fact, I had been hoping for some such thing.” — Elizabeth Peters

77. “She’s everything I’m not. I’m comfortable with who I am, what I am, but when you come up against someone like that, it’s a kick-in-the-butt reminder of what you’re never going to be, never going to have. I don’t like feeling inadequate or stupid.” — Nora Roberts

78. “Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.” — Bertrand Russell

79. “The last place I want to be is the hospital, but I’m not stupid. I know when it’s time to go in. I am so terrified of myself and of the vast, frightening world, that the psych ward, with its safe locked doors, sounds like a relief.” — Marya Hornbacher

80. “Do not be disingenuous with me, Colonel Graff. Americans are quite apt at playing stupid when they choose to, but I am not to be deceived.” — Orson Scott Card





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