65 Best Johnny Bravo Quotes: The Best One-Liners from the Cartoon Character!

Johnny Bravo is a cartoon character created by Van Partible for Cartoon Network. The show premiered on July 7, 1997, and ended on August 26, 2004. The series follows the adventures of a narcissistic yet lovable man-child named Johnny Bravo who, despite his shortcomings, is always trying to win the heart of the beautiful women he meets.
Throughout the show’s run, Johnny Bravo delivered some hilarious one-liners that are still quoted by fans today. In this article, we will explore some of the Johnny Bravo Quotes from the show.

65 Best Johnny Bravo Quotes

1. “Whaddaya mean? I got the hamster wheel and the hamster food dispenser. (looks in the mirror) Oh no! She’s turnin’ me into a beautiful butterfly!” — Johnny Bravo

2. “I hope this doesn’t go on my permanent record.” — Johnny Bravo

3. “No Mama! I’m too old for the tiny pants!!” — Johnny Bravo

4. “Now listen mister I ain’t got no time for you to be talking Greek.” — Johnny Bravo

5. “Hey! How come he gets a banana?” — Johnny Bravo

6. “Pops? It’s me, Johnny! I couldn’t find any donuts so I brought some tile grout!” — Johnny Bravo

7. “Get out of my chair and make me some coffee with eight sugars, then throw it out and make it again cause it’s still not sweet enough!” — Johnny Bravo

8. “Oh, my God! You’re Fidel Castro!” — Johnny Bravo

9. “I am sickened… but curious.” — Johnny Bravo

10. “My glasses! I can’t be seen without my glasses!” — Johnny Bravo

11. “Hey, Santa, it’s me, Johnny. Remember I’m the one that beat you up last year ’cause I thought you were a burglar?” — Johnny Bravo

12. “Hey, Baby! Anybody ever tell you I have beautiful eyes?” — Johnny Bravo

13. “20,000 dollars? That`s almost 20,000 dollars!” — Johnny Bravo

14. “Space. It’s really, really, really, really big.” — Johnny Bravo

15. “Lois: My name is Lois – a mistress of the night.

Johnny Bravo: My name is Johnny – a Mister of the Universe. A popular girl like you is going to need some wooing.” — Johnny Bravo

16. This is a men’s fitness magazine, I want to look *like* this, not *at* this… I’ve got nothin’ to be ashamed of! [walks up to cashier ashamed, and drops change on the counter]… TV Guide. — Johnny Bravo

17. “Pops, am I a…gentleman?” — Johnny Bravo

18. “You know, that just might be crazy enough to work.” — Johnny Bravo

19. “It’s a beautiful day. But not as beautiful as me.” — Johnny Bravo

20. “But enough about me… Let’s talk about me. What do you think of me?” — Johnny Bravo

21. “Mama: Johnny, have you been taking good care of your teeth?

Johnny Bravo: Yes, Momma. I’ve been brushing every day with this baking soda and peroxide.

Mama: Johnny, this isn’t baking soda and peroxide, it’s cane sugar and molasses.

Johnny Bravo: “To-may-to, To-mah-to.” — Johnny Bravo

22. “Suzy: Why are you so afraid, Johnny?

Johnny Bravo: Well, I-I’m afraid to love, so when people try to get close, I push them away, and… Talking doll!

Suzy: Dolls sometimes help us say things we can’t say ourselves.” — Johnny Bravo

23. “Aw, man! That does it! This is my favorite shirt! I gotta go wash up!” — Johnny Bravo

24. “This is not good… for my hair!” — Johnny Bravo

25. “Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion?” — Johnny Bravo

26. “Mmm. Frosted Sugar Bits. The great taste of frosted sugar in bits.” — Johnny Bravo

27. “I am investigating the disappearance of all the cats in the city… my living room is full of cats… that means… (pause) I’m hungry!” — Johnny Bravo

28. “Hello, 911 Emergency? There’s a handsome guy in my bathroom! Hey, wait a second. Cancel that – it’s only me! ” — Johnny Bravo

29. “Sweet. Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda.” — Johnny Bravo

30. “Dog… donkey… Well, they both start with the letter N.” — Johnny Bravo

31. “You know, you’d think a person with that much hate in her heart wouldn’t gravitate towards the service industry.” — Johnny Bravo

32. Chomp, chomp, chomp, AAAUGH! The PAIN! The Horrible PAIN! Mmmm… Creamy! Chomp, Chomp, Chomp, AAAUGH! The PAIN! The stabbing knives of pain! Ooh! It’s got nuts in it! — Johnny Bravo

33. “If the fox were Courtney Cox. But since that is not the case, get those cookies away from my face.” — Johnny Bravo

34. “Kachow.” — Johnny Bravo

35. “I may be late honey, but I’m looking good.” — Johnny Bravo

36. “I bet your name’s Mickey, ’cause you’re so fine.” — Johnny Bravo

37. “Now remember, I do my best work when I’m being worshiped as a god.” — Johnny Bravo

38. “Yeah, whatever.” — Johnny Bravo

39. “Gorgeous woman: What kind of idiot are you?

Johnny Bravo: I don’t know, what kinds are there?” — Johnny Bravo

40. “Carl Chryniszzswics: Let’s take this blue road.

Johnny Bravo: That’s a river.

Carl Chryniszzswics: It’ll be scenic.” — Johnny Bravo

41. “Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there.” — Johnny Bravo

42. “Jinkies…isn’t that some sort of breakfast cereal or something?” — Johnny Bravo

43. “Hey Foxy Mama, You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? Hoohah!” — Johnny Bravo

44. “Hey there smart momma, typin’ recipes?” — Johnny Bravo

45. “Hey, there, hot mama, you wouldn’t happen to be hiding a gorilla under them clothes, would you?” — Johnny Bravo

46. “What do you think, Rubber Ducky?’Quack, quack!’ Precisely what I had in mind!” — Johnny Bravo

47. “4%? That’s almost 5%” — Johnny Bravo

48. “Do the Monkey with me.” — Johnny Bravo

49. “Oh, you will pay for this!” — Johnny Bravo

50. “Great Scott. My pizza-sense is tingling.” — Johnny Bravo

51. “But these letters! If Santa doesn’t get these letters by tonight, I might not get all those free presents I asked for. And whoever heard of a Christmas without free stuff?” — Johnny Bravo

52. “Thank you, thank you very much.” — Johnny Bravo

53. “Some people look at Jerky and say, “Why?”. Me, I look at Jerky and I say “Mmmmmmmm! Jerky!” — Johnny Bravo

54. “I am Johnny Bravo, the one-man army!” — Johnny Bravo

55. “Hey baby, can I be your natural selection?” — Johnny Bravo

56. “Check the pects. Hoo-ha hooah!” — Johnny Bravo

57. “If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right!” — Johnny Bravo

58. “Enough about you, let’s talk about me, Johnny Bravo.” — Johnny Bravo

59. “You look pretty…I look pretty…why don’t we go home and stare at each other?” — Johnny Bravo

60. “I came, I saw, I broke a hip.” — Johnny Bravo

61. “Mama mia. That’s a spicy meatball!.” — Johnny Bravo

62. “This won’t end well.” — Johnny Bravo

63. “So enough about me, let’s talk more about me.” — Johnny Bravo